Tell Blake about your shop
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Lowest-risk start · Flat fee
The $250 Website Revenue Leak Audit.
The audit checks your whole site — trust, mobile flow, booking paths, contact visibility — measures what is costing you inquiries, and puts everything in one prioritized report you can act on with or without Koinophobia Labs.
Got an email from Blake?
The email named one problem Blake could see from outside.
Conflicting hours, a booking form that stops short, five different ways to contact you, artist pages that trail off — whatever it was, that is one visible symptom. The audit checks the whole site, measures what is costing you inquiries, and puts everything in one prioritized report.
Not sure diagnosis is the right first step? Use the Project Concierge to compare the fit without blocking the audit path.
From scattered symptoms to a clear system
What gets measured
Security basicsSearch visibilityMobile experienceAccessibilityLoading speedBroken linksBooking and inquiry pathContact visibilityContent clarity
The deliverable
What you receive
You receive a practical system for deciding what to fix first — not a pile of disconnected opinions.
- A scored report covering every area above, delivered as a PDF you can keep.
- Each finding shows the evidence, what it likely costs you in lost inquiries, and the specific fix.
- Findings are ordered by priority, so you know what to fix first even if you never hire us.
- A plain-English walkthrough from Blake — no jargon, no filler.
The path
What happens next
Blake confirms fit by email
If the audit is the right move for your site, you get a delivery date and a secure Stripe payment link. Card details go to Stripe, never to this site. If it is not the right move, Blake says so instead of selling you one.
You get the report and walkthrough
The scored PDF arrives with a walkthrough of what was found, in plain language, ordered by what matters most.
The $250 is credited if you hire Koinophobia Labs
If you want the problems fixed, the audit price comes off the build. If you fix them yourself or with someone else, the report is still yours.
Built for Chicago and Chicagoland shops and local businesses — tattoo studios, barbers, trainers, restaurants. If the audit is not the right move for your site, Blake will say so instead of selling you one.
Start with the friction
Tell Blake what feels stuck.
Share what you want more of — calls, bookings, walk-ins, or qualified inquiries. Blake replies with fit, a delivery date, and the payment link if the audit is the right next system to build.
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